stillwatersofconsciousness:

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool

#203 of Daily Dose of Winston
fuckyeahmatthelders: Not sure if this tweet really ‘confirms’ anything, but it’s been floating around after it was posted. Matt is engaged!(?) why is she naked?

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

seifukucat: omg i cant believe what yahoo said this time they’re going to destroy tumblr
previously on desperate housewives →